Friday, April 10, 2009

تهييس الجامعة : اذاعة البتنجان المقلى

عمّال باذاكر و باحضّر للمعمل بتاع الصوتيات ليوم السبت ..

و طبعا فترات المذاكرة دى بالذات فى الحجات اللى بناخدها بتخلّى الواحد يهيس .. و دى فكرة تهييس جاتلى من سؤال

ليه الاذاعات المحلية المصرية لحاااااااااااد دلوقتى مافيهاش اى تطوير ..

علشان تفهمو كلامى .. او للى مش عارف لحد دلوقتى الاذاعات المحلية شكلها عامل ازى ، دا الشكل اللى انا دايما باسمعو فى الاذاعات المحلية … و دى مقدمة اذاعة البتنجان المقلى


EL Btengan EL Ma2ly
Narration : Hussein
Processing : Audacity

Steps : Copy and paste from the sound track you want (with high quality) ,  Record from ur mic the audio, boost amplification and allow clipping with 6 - 12 db, high pass frequency at a high cut off frequency, bass boost, low pass filter, Downsampling to 8Khz, phaser with low (w) ... Generate 0.1 sec sin wave with 1Khz frequency, stero mix the tracks ;)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Wikipedia Selection مختارات ويكيبيديا

Aljamiado texts are manuscripts which utilize the Arabic alphabet for transcribing Romance languages such as Mozarabic or Ladino. Aljamiado played a very important role in preserving Islam and the Arabic language in the life of the Moriscos. After the fall of the last Muslim kingdom on the Iberian peninsula, the Moriscos (Andalusian Muslims in Granada and other parts of what was once Al-Andalus) were forced to convert to Christianity or leave the peninsula.

The rest of the article here

Aljamiado. (2009, March 29). In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 01:09, April 5, 2009, fromhttp://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Aljamiado&oldid=280470981

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Topic of Zen

With my conisderation to the moment of zen on the daily show .. I'll start the topic of zen on my blog. 

SO here is ur topic of zen





I married a monster from outerspace :D

تعليقات على السريع

- اعلن و بصفتى مهندسا لا يقبل ان تتم اهانة المهندسين إقامة جبهة عالمية لإنقاذ و اعادة الشرف الى مادة السليكون بعد ان اهانها الجميع خصوصا بعد ظهور فيلم “دكتور سليكون” …

- مؤتمر القمة العربية .. حصريا على موجة كوميدى إن شاء الله.

-مؤتمر القمة العربية الامريكية الجنوبية .. هى الحفلة دى مش بتاعت هيفاء و شاكيرا؟!

- باقول لزميلة ايديها اتكسرت بكل براءة : ايه اللى حصلك بس؟ ردت و عينيها عمّالة تقفل و تفتح كده و قالتلى : اصل انا باسكوته! ..

هو فى ايه يا جدعان؟!

- مصر و زامبيا .. مش عارف ليه حسيّت فى الشوط التانى انّو البلاى ستاشن مهّنج .. كابتن … هو التشكيل ده كان اوتوماتيك ؟

- شكرا جزيل لمعهد جوته لأنه شارك الجامعة الالمانية فى الدعوة للقاء اسرة برنامج “شباب بلا حدود” للحوار بين الشباب المصرى و الالمانى .. بس .. يا ترى كان فى كام واحد من الجامعة الالمانية حاضرغير 3 اشخاص فقط؟!!

- إذا كان الكلام من فضة فالفهلوة من دهب ، اما السكوت فاميكسّبش الايام ديه .. شعار شوية شباب حايودّونا فى داهية

- قالولى شارك فى ساعة الارض .. قفلت النور و نمت الساعة ديه .. فى اى حاجة تانية يا شباب عايزنّى اشارك فيها؟!

- الازمة المالية العالمية .. خلّت ساركوزى نفسه يهدد بالانسحاب من القمة العالمية.. ايه يا عمّنا انت فاكر نفسك “ملك ملوك اوروبا” و لا ايه .. هو اى حد يا سيدنا .. الكلام ده ليه ناسه يا عمّنا ..ماتتحمقش اوى كده .. الاّ اخبار السنيورة ايه؟

 

On the First Date

hmm.. dont worry that is not a story about my first date, i still havent made one yet! .. But be sure that when I go for one, i’ll tell ya ! ;)

Its about a strange ad that I saw some days ago while searching for a place to gather our friends in Ulm who spent with me some really nice days. I opened the “taking your entertainment life seriously” website “www.yallabina.com”. Its quite a nice website to organize for an event. While picking up the good restaurant I found this ad below about a place “only for couples”!!

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hmmm…. “restricted” … is that like “R-rated”?! .. what does it mean to have a place that is only restricted to couples… and what type of couples !! .. I mean .. look at that note : “ you dont need to worry about getting a fight at the end of the night?!!”  … what the…..?! A fight … ?!!with who and why would I fight with someone …. ahaaa …So the place is just full of couples so that you wont have the chance to look at the girl sitting the next table eh? ;) .. oh yeah … right!! As if you wont do that … or she wont do that too …

Ok ..if you are a girl dont afraid, loyalty cannot just be exploited by looking at the girl on the next table and if you are guy … hehehe .. dont bother her looking at the guy next table who looks closer to “Tamer Hosney” with his ultimate hair than you are!

Hey wait.. another issue please, does this mean that I have to prepare myself next time I think of having a date with someone so that If I took her to a place different from this “restricted area”, i ‘d be fighting good?!  umm.. hmm.. now I understand why guys go to the gym!! .. that is good .. so if you go to this place that is only “restricted” for couples you can save the money that you’ll have to spend in the Gym…

OK another interesting feature of this place, its dedicated for the first date! … why specifically the first date? is it because you’ll be eager to spend more money so they want to catch those little sweet first moments in that potential that guys have in the first date?! .. good marketing … but … what about the second date?! Or what if the girl’s sister or brother would have to join because some families dont just agree with the girl going out with the guy alone .. “if they know already about it ;) “ … BAD MARKETING!

Imagine yourself with the girl sitting on that table and then the waiter comes and asks :

- (Smiling) Excuse me, but this place is only for couples

You : umm.. OK (smiling) .. we are couples.

- (Smiling) Excuse me sir, but you dont both seem so .. please hold her hands tight or grab her arms around your neck please.

- You : .. umm.. we are not yet married.

- (Smiling) is this your first date?

- You: nope!

- SO YOU DONT WANT TO GRAB HER ARMS .. AND THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST DATE! … OUT OUT …SECURITY!! …

 

 

Sorry guys.. but .. I don't recommend that place! cuz I am afraid it wouldn't give the good impression!

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